drinkdableach:

I was feeling cute today but yeah it’s gone (who am I kidding xD but the chocker is awesome)

I’m never the one who gets called first.
I’m never the best friend.
I’m never the one someone falls in love with.
I’m never the best at school.
I’m never the funniest person.
I’m never the most entertaining person at parties.
I’m never the one someone tells a story first.

I just exist. And I’m sick of it. 

(Źródło: flawberry)

Tags   #yeah  

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep


narukoshuokichi:

actualshonenprotagonist:

Poland, what are you doing.

Im uncomfortable

fuck I am from Poland and I am sorry (really ;___;) (not)fun fact: the girl who is doing butter is named Luxuria Astaroth and she is one fucking joke, this dumb celebrity is telling that she ‘is drinking her masturbations blood” and “spleats on a satan snout” and other things like that. She became kinda famous now. And this song has huge HUUUUGE popularity. it is annoying to you? imagine that I have to listen to girls in my school singing it so fucking often. yeah that may be annyoing


Happy Earth Day!
Happy Earth Day!

(Źródło: cascrazy)

you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

(Źródło: parasailin-sarahpalin)

hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

(Źródło: jadethrwall)

fitzgehrald:

seeing as the last masterpost isn’t working, I have hence made a new one (seasons 1-5, I’ll do season 6 once it’s finished)
all links working as of (23.04.2014)
if these links don’t work, you can find alternate ones at [x]
these links work even better with the adblocker chrome extension
Season 1

// Slumber Party Panic // Trouble In Lumpy Space // Prisoners of Love // Tree Trunks // The Enchiridion! // The Jiggler // The Ricardio the Heart Guy // Buisness Time // My Two Favourite People // Memories of Boom Boom Mountain // Wizard // Evicted! // City of Thieves // The Witch’s Garden // What Is Life? // Ocean of Fear // When Wedding Bells Thaw // Dungeon // The Duke // Freak City // Donny // Henchman // Rainy Day Daydream // What Have You Done? // His Hero // Gut Grinder //

Season 2

// It Came From The Nightosphere // The Eyes // Loyalty to the King // Blood Under the Skin // Storytelling // Slow Love // Power Animal // Crystals Have Power // The Other Tarts // To Cut a Woman’s Hair // The Chamber of Frozen Blades // Her Parents // The Pods // The Silent King // The Real You // Guardians of Sunshine // Death in Bloom // Susan Strong // Mystery Train // Go With Me // Belly of the Beast // The Limit // Video Makers // Mortal Folly // Mortal Recoil // Heat Signature //

Season 3

// Conquest of Cuteness // Morituri Te Salutamus // Memory of a Memory // Hitman // Too Young // The Monster // Still // Wizard Battle // Adventure Time with Fiona and Cake // What Was Missing // Apple Thief // The Creeps // From Bad to Worse // Beautopia // No One Can Hear You // Jake vs. Me-Mow // Thank You / New Frontier // Holly Jolly Secrets (pt1) // Holly Jolly Secrets (pt2) // Marceline’s Closet // Paper Wars // Another Way // Ghost Princess // Dad’s Dungeon // Incendium //

Season 4

// Hot to the Touch // Five Short Graybles // Web Weirdos // Dream of Love // They Went to the Nightosphere (pt1) // Daddy’s Little Monster (pt2) // In Your Footsteps // Hug Wolf // Princess Monster Wife // Goliad // Beyond This Early Realm // Gotcha // Princess Cookies // Card Wars // Sons of Mars // Burning Low // B-Mo Noire // King Worm // Lady and Peebles // You Made Me! // Who Would Win // Ignition Point // The Hard Easy // Reign of Gunthers // I Remember You // The Lich //

Season 5

// Finn The Human (pt1) // Jake the Dog (pt2) // Five More Short Graybles // Up A Tree // All The Little People // Jake the Dad // Davey // Mystery Dungeon // All Your Fault // Little Dude // Bad Little Boy // Vault of Bones // The Great Bird Man // Simon and Marcy // A Glitch is a Glitch // Puhoy // B-Mo Lost // Princess Potluck // James Baxter the Horse // Shh! // The Suitor // The Party’s Over, Isla de Senorita // One Last Job // Another 5 Short Graybles // Candy Streets // Wizards Only, Fools //
// The Jake Suit // The Be More Party’s Over // Sky Witch // Frost and Fire // Too Old // Earth and Water // Time Sandwich // The Vault // Love Games // Dungeon Train // The Box Prince // Red Starved // We Fixed a Truck // Play Date // Pit // James // Root Beer Guy // Apple Wedding // Blade of Grass // Rattleballs // The Red Throne // Betty // Bad Timing // Lemonhope (pt1+2) // Billy’s Bucket List //

fitzgehrald:

  • seeing as the last masterpost isn’t working, I have hence made a new one (seasons 1-5, I’ll do season 6 once it’s finished)
  • all links working as of (23.04.2014)
  • if these links don’t work, you can find alternate ones at [x]
  • these links work even better with the adblocker chrome extension
Season 1

// Slumber Party Panic // Trouble In Lumpy Space // Prisoners of Love // Tree Trunks // The Enchiridion! // The Jiggler // The Ricardio the Heart Guy // Buisness Time // My Two Favourite People // Memories of Boom Boom Mountain // Wizard // Evicted! // City of Thieves // The Witch’s Garden // What Is Life? // Ocean of Fear // When Wedding Bells Thaw // Dungeon // The Duke // Freak City // Donny // Henchman // Rainy Day Daydream // What Have You Done? // His Hero // Gut Grinder //

Season 2

// It Came From The Nightosphere // The Eyes // Loyalty to the King // Blood Under the Skin // Storytelling // Slow Love // Power Animal // Crystals Have Power // The Other Tarts // To Cut a Woman’s Hair // The Chamber of Frozen Blades // Her Parents // The Pods // The Silent King // The Real You // Guardians of Sunshine // Death in Bloom // Susan Strong // Mystery Train // Go With Me // Belly of the Beast // The Limit // Video Makers // Mortal Folly // Mortal Recoil // Heat Signature //

Season 3

// Conquest of Cuteness // Morituri Te Salutamus // Memory of a Memory // Hitman // Too Young // The Monster // Still // Wizard Battle // Adventure Time with Fiona and Cake // What Was Missing // Apple Thief // The Creeps // From Bad to Worse // Beautopia // No One Can Hear You // Jake vs. Me-Mow // Thank You / New Frontier // Holly Jolly Secrets (pt1) // Holly Jolly Secrets (pt2) // Marceline’s Closet // Paper Wars // Another Way // Ghost Princess // Dad’s Dungeon // Incendium //

Season 4

// Hot to the Touch // Five Short Graybles // Web Weirdos // Dream of Love // They Went to the Nightosphere (pt1) // Daddy’s Little Monster (pt2) // In Your Footsteps // Hug Wolf // Princess Monster Wife // Goliad // Beyond This Early Realm // Gotcha // Princess Cookies // Card Wars // Sons of Mars // Burning Low // B-Mo Noire // King Worm // Lady and Peebles // You Made Me! // Who Would Win // Ignition Point // The Hard Easy // Reign of Gunthers // I Remember You // The Lich //

Season 5

// Finn The Human (pt1) // Jake the Dog (pt2) // Five More Short Graybles // Up A Tree // All The Little People // Jake the Dad // Davey // Mystery Dungeon // All Your Fault // Little Dude // Bad Little Boy // Vault of Bones // The Great Bird Man // Simon and Marcy // A Glitch is a Glitch // Puhoy // B-Mo Lost // Princess Potluck // James Baxter the Horse // Shh! // The Suitor // The Party’s Over, Isla de Senorita // One Last Job // Another 5 Short Graybles // Candy Streets // Wizards Only, Fools //

// The Jake Suit // The Be More Party’s Over // Sky Witch // Frost and Fire // Too Old // Earth and Water // Time Sandwich // The Vault // Love Games // Dungeon Train // The Box Prince // Red Starved // We Fixed a Truck // Play Date // Pit // James // Root Beer Guy // Apple Wedding // Blade of Grass // Rattleballs // The Red Throne // Betty // Bad Timing // Lemonhope (pt1+2) // Billy’s Bucket List //


total-fvcking-metal:

Soul Thrashing Black Sorcery | Skeletonwitch

Tags   #tunes  

cluue:

Other compliments that do NOT focus on appearance:

It’s so nice to hear your laugh.
It’s good to see you.
I’m glad you’re here.
That was clever.
Great idea.
You’re so thoughtful.
You’re hilarious.
You make me laugh.
I enjoy your company.

chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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seborga-vargas:

lovino:

today my friend dave came to realization that he’s aph france

that is the face of a changed man

seborga-vargas:

lovino:

today my friend dave came to realization that he’s aph france

that is the face of a changed man

where-is-my-top-hat:

*yells* CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SO-O-O-ON

*kneels* THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DO-ONE

*lies face-down on the floor* LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO RE-E-E-EST

*curls up, whispers* don’t you cry  no  more

taggedbooty:

i really hope no one ever asks to borrow my laptop because i dont know how i would explain this 

taggedbooty:

i really hope no one ever asks to borrow my laptop because i dont know how i would explain this 

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Could be nsfw sometimes cuz I can. Oh and I am shipper. I ship. Ship a lot. Shipply shipping those fucking shipes that makes me cry and jump of joy at once.

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